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有趣文: 弄丟了

2011年11月21日
WELCOME TO THE 21st CENTURY



上幼稚園,把天真弄丟了;

上小學,把童年弄丟了;

上初中,把快樂弄丟了;

上高中,把思考弄丟了;

畢業,把學業弄丟了;

上班,把個性弄丟了;

戀愛,把理智弄丟了;

生子,把身材弄丟了;

房貸,把下半生弄丟了;

結婚,把激情弄丟了;

離婚,把財產弄丟了;

經商,把底線弄丟了;

出國,把祖宗弄丟了;

上facebook,把隱私弄丟了。

Communication: Wireless;

Phones: Cordless;

Cooking: Fireless;

Food: Fatless;

Sweets: Sugarless;

Labour: Effortless;

Relations: Fruitless;

Attitude: Careless;

Feelings: Heartless;

Politics: Shameless;

Education: Worthless;

Mistakes: Countless;

COMPLAINTS: Baseless;

Youth: Jobless;L

adies: Topless;

Boss: Brainless;

Jobs: Thankless;

Needs: Endless;

Situation: Hopeless

Salaries: Less & Less;

BRAIN: USE LESS?