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平常一家人聚在一起 大家耳朵都向數位頻道一樣 一邊要聽小的說她在學校有玩什麼 一邊他說一段神奇樹屋裡的"知識";或學亞瑟王大叫 "I am Arthur, King of England. I seek the sword Excalibur." 還要想要聽大的說最近新聞又發布什麼壞消息 家裡一下子充滿了雜音 山寨家風紀股長--山大妞這時就會大叫--Don't talk, everybody! "Don't copy me." 或溫柔地對爸鼻媽咪說"--不-要-說-- You talk, that means you are not nice." 兩歲兒也可能是最霸道的小霸王 但是山大妞多了一點小妞妞的嬌氣 雖然哭起來也是不讓鬚眉 但是平常她在山寨家主持公道時 常常是用以柔治剛的手腕 會學老師說:"I am so proud of you" "What's matter? You are not in trouble. Don't worried." I don't like you crying. 她還會學哥哥自己給自己找道理 然後說"That means I am right!" 昨晚山大妞半夜又癢癢睡不好 媽咪很睏想幫山大妞擦凡士林 被專注在自己抓癢的山大妞踢到 媽咪用光耐性一生氣 便抓住山大妞亂踢的腳 無奈請爸鼻幫忙處理山大妞的癢癢 爸鼻都是用溫柔的口氣對山大妞說 "我是妳的friend耶.我們是good friend, 我幫你輕輕抓抓" 山大妞見到爸鼻來床上 多半會氣急敗壞說:"go away, go back, go back to your bed" 媽咪不喜歡山大妞因為不舒服就沒禮貌 聽到山大妞口氣很差 就會對她說那我也要go away 山大妞很怕媽咪離開她 大哭又要媽咪幫她抓抓說 "我要妳幫我抓抓" 媽咪要她躺好好在自己的位置不要哭 不然帶她去睡小房間反省反省 山大妞就怕媽咪這招 平常山大妞和哥哥玩 也多半是哥哥讓她 兩個人搶起玩具來 山大妞搶不過就要打人 有時好脾氣哥哥就是無所謂讓山大妞打 說:"我不怕痛" 媽咪每次都叫哥哥躲開 山大妞越打不到越氣 哥哥也樂得跑著讓山大妞追 媽咪要山大妞道歉 小妞妞倒是很爽快說:"SORRY"加上擁抱和kiss 山大王故意氣妹妹不讓她親說:"說sorry也沒有什麼用" 媽咪要山大妞去time-out面壁反省 山大妞知錯都願意自己去time-out 但是要是媽咪強迫抓她去time-out 她就會大哭大叫她要自己去 媽咪每天主持公道好幾回 對霸道的兩歲兒當風紀股長實在是無可奈何 Whinebusters "I waaaaaaaaaaaaant it! Maaaaaaaaaaa Maaaaaaaaaaa!" A child's whine is like fingernails on a chalkboard. Whining starts as a way to get your attention -- usually when your child can't speak clearly, either because he doesn't know many words yet or he's tired and cranky. To keep whining from becoming a bad habit, don't respond to it. Ask your child to use his "nice voice," and ignore him until he does Your 2-year-old now Have you noticed a new sound in the house — an annoying, grating sound coming from your child's mouth? Whining is to a semiverbal 2-year-old what crying is to a nonverbal baby — it's a way of expressing frustration and impatience. Often preschoolers don't even realize they're whining. That's just how their emotions come out. Whining can quickly escalate into an irritating habit, so it's best if you can nip it in the bud early. The essential strategy is to stick to your guns. If your child whines for something and you give in "just this once," she's likely to whine all the louder and longer next time because she knows it's a possibility that you just might give in again. Another tactic is to point out how unpleasant her tone sounds by mimicking it back to her — a good way to turn a whine into a giggle. Or you can plead helplessness: "I can't understand you when you use that voice." Empathize with the feeling behind the whine and then redirect her: "I know you don't want to have a nap now. You're full of energy. But your voice hurts my ears. Let's do 10 jumping jacks and then read a book." Your life now If you plan to send your child to preschool, don't wait until she reaches age 3 to start making preliminary plans. You might take one look at your pull-up wearing tantrum thrower and think the idea is premature. But by planning ahead you'll be better able to investigate the full range of options in your community. Preschools can differ greatly in philosophy, policies, and the degree of parental involvement expected. It's smart to talk to other parents, and visit the schools themselves, to find the right fit for your family. Another reason to get an early start: Some schools have waiting lists or require interviews and you'll want to be on their schedule. |
