Henry VIII
His majesty Henry VIII,
had a brother that he hates.
He didn't know Arthur so much,
To Arthur bro he would not touch!
His father King Henry VII almighty,
When having a war, seventh would say, "Come, we're nothing but fightees!"!
Soon seventh died,
Arthur was crowned at the side!
Poor Arthur he died,
Not in the fire(naturally, he didn't get fried!)!
So who would be king?
As the choir did sing,
Henry the VIII was crowned with jewels,
Henry the VIII also loved his meals!
He was young and so fit,
into his pies, he bit.
Now he's a bit fat(sorry!),
and down he sat so tired!
His six wives in order,
with a very poor border,
are Catherine of Aragon(divorced),
Aragon is in Spain,
Anne Boleyn(beheaded),
does have pain,
Jane Seymour(died not fried),
had a son,
Anne of Cleves(divorced),
was not a stun,
Kathryn Howard(beheaded),
cousin of Boleyn,
and finally Catherine Parr(survived),
oh a nurse star!
"Ho ho, yes!
The rhyme is...
Divorced, beheaded, died,
divorced, beheaded...um, what rhymes with died?"
One suggested "Survived?"
"No no no, fried!"
"Dear Henry(in your deathbed) it actually goes like this!
Divorced, beheaded, died,
divorced, beheaded, survived bye bye!"
And off Henry goes away to the sky!
Melody Zhu aged 9
