There once was a girl called Jill,
she swam with an excellent skill.
She swam in the sea,
for people to see,
then she asked for the bill. Melody, 'Swimming Jill'
There was an old man in Peru,
who dreamt he was eating his shoe.
He woke in the night,
with a terrible fright,
to find that it was quite true! Anonymous, Anonymous
There was a nice teacher in school,
no one knew that she would drool!
The secret was known,
when she bit a bone.
She thought she was big fool! Melody, 'Silly disguise'
There was a good girl who was smart,
she loved to play with a cart.
Her marks then dropped down,
and wore a BRONZE crown,
she now never gets A+ hearts! Melody, 'Heart or cart?'
'Swimming Jill' is about a girl named Jill who earns money for her and her family by swimming in the sea and getting the bills for giving the amazing swimming shows.
'Silly disguise' is about a teacher who wears a sweet kind face but is actually not very well mannered. The school is for mannered people and so she will get fired. Drooling is not good manners and secret is known.
'Heart or cart?' is about a smart girl. Her love of playing with carts makes her do less homework and her marks go down. Instead of getting a gold crown, she gets bronze. So she didn't get A+ hearts(when someone praises you with all there heart) because that's for the A+ guys not B! She then had to chose between hearts or carts and it's obvious she chose carts.
