老婆

今天，看到這則新聞：

A post-match interview with Rafael Nadal at Australia Open in 2020:

Courier asked Nadal what was the best thing that happened to him in 2019.

And the 33-year-old didn’t waste the opportunity to bank some brownie points.

“Well, the wedding. My wife is here,” Nadal said before the crowd erupted.

“I need to take care with my answers now. I had a very special year, no?

某天，老曾在書房嚷著：老婆，我今天又再匯一筆錢給妳囉

虎豹母：還有一筆沒匯到

老曾：還要匯啊?！沒錢了啦

虎豹母：別在那給我裝窮，限你一天內交出來！

老曾：迪~媽媽都一直挖我的錢啦……(老杯轉頭向兒子哭訴)

里長禾：拔~勇敢說不！(握拳)

老曾：我說了啊，沒用，我老婆是吸血鬼

里長禾看了看父母，淡淡的拋下一句

好可怕~

然後默默的拿起樂高離開

 

昨天，禾很認真的跟老曾說:

“全民新攻略”說，跟老婆出門逛街的時候，要牽好老婆的手，因為，23分鐘之後，老婆就會開始亂買東西了！😱😱😱

 

我說，你們這些男人都一直醜化老婆，難怪兒子說他長大後要“單身”……🤔🤔