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山大王在學校學到美國總統在哪些硬幣上 Quarter,25分是華盛頓(Geroge Washington); Penny,1分是林肯 (Abraham Lincoln); Dime,10分是羅斯福 (Franklin Roosevelt); Nikle,5分是傑弗遜 (Thomas Jefferson) 爸鼻鼓勵他算完全對一張數學習題可以得到四個華盛頓 到目前山大王做兩位數減法習題不需regrouping算算得蠻快 三位數他也可以做但是要去位他就做得苦哈哈 媽咪為了鼓勵他做完告訴他算10~20題就唸給他聽 一章節的羅馬神話裡大力士的12項苦力 Myths of Hercules and his twelve labors 山大王最近很崇拜英雄 對這種故事很感興趣 所以還有一天做完兩張數學習題的紀錄 為的不是多賺四個華盛頓 而是趕快聽完所有海克力斯的12項苦力故事 過了兩個星期山大王有幾天也沒做數學或沒有做完一張 累積下來山大王有十顆星也就是10元零用錢 山大王搜括家裡的零錢也給他找出10元左右的硬幣 媽咪問他想買什麼?他說想吃漢堡和買YoYo給妹妹 所以媽咪先在家演算清單一遍 看他需要多少華盛頓,林肯,羅斯福和傑弗遜 的幫忙才能到In n Out飽餐一頓 週末我們通常都讓山大王睡到自然醒 平常他早餐總是沒胃口 所以週末他也是很晚才吃早餐 下午時媽咪決定帶山大王去圖書館還書 遲還七本書一天罰款七個華盛頓 山大王有些氣餒還推給媽咪沒有記得還書 之後山大王到In n Out點了三樣連税共$5.90 媽咪算給山大王聽 他一個星期才拿到五顆星而已 要六顆星才吃到一餐 景氣不好工作難保 山寨家難得在外面吃東西 讓山大王用自己賺得的零用錢吃一餐 自己精打細算才知道 花錢容易賺錢難 不然他老是以為自己很多"林肯"在口袋很有錢呢 ******************************** Heads or Tails Gary Rosen I find one, I feel lucky I flip 'em up for fun Who's on my penny? Abraham Lincoln Who's on my penny? Abraham Lincoln My Dad feeds parking meters I buy bubble gum Who's on my nickel? Thomas Jefferson Who's on my nickel? Thomas Jefferson. Chorus: Jingle jangle, money money Lots of things to buy. Jingle jangle, money money Tell me why oh why Heads have heads, but tails don't have a tail. Heads have heads, but tails don't have a tail. The father of our country President number one Who's on my quarter? George Washington Who's on my quarter? Geroge Washington Money slips thru my fingers I attach it to my belt. Who's on my dime? Franklin Roosevelt Who's on my dime? Franklin Roosevelt Chorus When Jackie was First Lady He died tragically Who's on my half dollar? John F. Kennedy Who's on my half dollar? John F. Kennedy Chorus Tag: Heads have heads but tails don't have A penny is a penny, a dollar is a dollar Trade a Susan Anthony for an Eisenhower Heads have heads but tails don't have a tail Heads have heads but tails don't have... Take two Toms, five Abrahams, one George, a John, a Franklin And trade 'em for a Bill? |
