Ｆun fairs are fun,
Ｕtterly utterly cool,
Ｎothing is better than a fun fair,
Ｆoolish elf come on and have fun!
Ａuntie elf come along too,
Ｉrresistible fun fairs with wonderful
Ｒocking rollacoasters too!
ｔｏ ａｕｎｔ
Ｄｅａｒ ａｕｎｔ，
ｔｏｄａｙ ａ ｈｕｍａｎ ｂｅａｎ ｔｅｅｃｈ(teach)ｍｅ ｂｏｕｔ ｔｈｅ ｆｕｎ ｆａｉｒ． Ｓｈｅ ｓａｙｓ ｆｕｎ ｆａｉｒｓ ｏｕｒ(are)ｉｗｅｚｉｚｅｂａｌ(irresistible)！ｉ ｇｏ ｔｏｍｒｏｗ ａｎｄ ｓｈｅ ｅｎｖｙｔ(invite)ｕ ｔｏｏ！ ｈｏｐｅ ｓｅｅ ｕ ｔｈｅｉｒ(there)．
ｙｏｕｒ ｄａｒｌｉｎ
Ｅｌｆｒｅｄ， ｅｌｆ
The next day, Elfred an his aunt did go to the fun fair! They picked up money(fake) and gave it to the master(who smacked their bottoms) and sped on a rollacoaster(screaming and accidentally sliding under the safety bars and vomiting on the seats) until they fell asleep on on the human bean's lap! What a fun time they had(not!)!
