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2008年05月05日
>> >>>> 小孩問你,你如何解答 ??
>> >>>>
>> >>>> 下次有小孩問你時,不用再害羞了,這個解答非常好
>> >>>>
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Monday morning....need double expresso, and a joke to start with...
>> >>>> 週一早上....正在沖泡著濃郁的咖啡,一個有趣的對話發生了...
>> >>>>
>> >>>> "Daddy? How did I come into this world?"
>> >>>> 「爹地,我是怎麼來到這世界的?」
>> >>>>
>> >>>> "Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you anyway."
>> >>>> 「哦,兒子啊,總有一天我會讓你知道的。」
>> >>>>
>> >>>> "So why not today? Please!"
>> >>>> 「拜託!為什麼今天不行?」
>> >>>>
>> >>>> "OK, but listen carefully."
>> >>>> 「好吧,你仔細聽著!」
>> >>>>
>> >>>> "Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.
>> >>>> 「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識,
>> >>>>
>> >>>> In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom.
>> >>>> 並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我使用了超連結,
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.
>> >>>> 那時你媽從我的隨身插硬碟下載一些資料,
>> >>>>
>> >>>> When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall.
>> >>>> 當我完成上傳時,我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆,
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
>> >>>> 因此,想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚,
>> >>>>
>> >>>> nine months later we ended up with a virus."
>> >>>> 就這樣,九個月以後我們被一個病毒所終結。」
>> >>>>
>> >>>>
>> >>>
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