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40歲以上的女人

2007年12月18日
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14

這是美國 CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘)主持人 Andy Rooney對40歲以上 的女人的看法: 　 As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. 隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 Here are just a few reasons why: 為什麼呢? A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 40歲以上的 女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你: "What are you thinking?" 你在想什麼 ? She doesn't care what you think. 她才不在乎你在想什麼。 If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, 40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 she doesn't sit around whining about it. 她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. 她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情 Women over 40 are dignified. 40歲以上的女人穩重自持 They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera 不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡 or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. 跟你大呼小叫 Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you 當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地 if they think they can get away with it. 一槍把你給斃了。 Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. 熟女不吝於讚美( 不管是不是實至名歸) They know what it's like to be unappreciated. 因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 Women get psychic as they age. 女人越老越通靈 You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. 你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔 Once you get past a wrinkle or two, 只要能夠對皺紋視而不見 a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. 40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感 Older women are forthright and honest. 熟女直接又誠實 They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. 如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. 你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意 Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. 40歲以上的女人有很多優點 Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. 40 歲以上的男人呢 ? For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants 就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男 making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. 厚臉皮地跟小他20 歲的美眉調情 Ladies, I apologize. 女士們，請容許我在這兒 For all those men who say, 幫妳們說句公道話: "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", 那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 here's an update for you. 實在是太搞不清楚狀況了 Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. 今天有 80% 的女人寧願不結婚 Why? 為什麼呢? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig 因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸 just to get a little sausage! 買回整隻豬!　　

可憐的Nio哥哥

2007年12月15日
公開
8

今天Nono阿姨要和Jimmy叔叔去參加他公司的X'mas party 晚上Nio哥哥就來我們家玩 阿姨還帶了剛出爐Jimmy叔叔做的香蕉吐司 超好吃的 雖然才剛吃過晚餐 爸爸和媽媽還是各吃了一大片 小鬼們忙著玩黏土 沒有人想吃 今天晚上弟弟超級不乖的 每次玩黏土就把所有顏色混在一起 媽咪只好一次給他一種 直到他答應不再混顏色 才給他玩其他的顏色 Nio哥哥玩積木時 弟弟就會故意去弄倒 講也講不聽 直到被罰time out Nio哥哥玩Lego時 弟弟就去搶他手上的pieces 唉 和天使一般的Nio哥哥比起來 我們家的弟弟就是個小魔鬼 媽咪覺得對Nio哥哥很不好意思哩 不過後來(第二天)媽咪才知道 Nio哥哥根本沒吃晚餐時 媽咪的不好意思變成了想去撞牆 Nono阿姨之前在電話里提到 "那就給你餵了" 這句話 媽咪完全錯過了 一直覺得Nio哥哥是吃過晚飯才來的 天啊 可憐的Nio 可能又餓又渴的等著他媽咪來接他 還好後來媽咪有"主動"問他要不要喝水 也給他吃了他愛吃的葡萄 至少肚子不會是全空的 不過當Nono阿姨十點多來接Nio哥哥時 哥哥簡直是衝出我們家 直衝上他家的車 唉 也難怪 一個小魔鬼弟弟就已經很討厭了 再加上不給他吃飯的媽咪 這種地方實在太可怕了 換成我也要快快逃出去 對不起了.........Nio哥哥

姐姐的作文

2007年12月12日
公開
46

姐姐從學校拿回來她的幾篇作文 媽咪照抄下來 雖然有拼音文法的錯誤 但真的很喜歡她的文章 (1) 很用心的寫了六張紙 還每張都有圖畫喲 One day the sun woke up very happy so it shined its bright light in my window. And so I woke up and went to school. When I was there, something surprised me. Mrs. Tom said "Today, class, we are going to work at a garden." so we lined up at the door to go. Me and my classmates and my teacher were in school garden now by the playground. Because today we are going to work very hard here!! Remember? We got shuvols and rakes and trash cans ready for our big garden adventure and then Mrs. Tom handed out mitens for us to wear while we work. When we were done putting them on, we started working. There was a lot of work. Like, the garden weeks need to be pulled and other work. When all he work were done. We took off our mitens and put it back in the mitten box. And them we went back to our room. And guess what (I) am proud to help. (2) 一張紙就寫完了 超級敷衍的 I love vanilla ice cream exspecally in the summer. I love vinilla because it tastes like white milk. It astes beter than not cooked carots. (3) 寫了三張 是正常的一年級小朋友作文的長度 One day it was Holloween and so a chiled named Serena went trick or treating with her mom and so let me start the story now. One day a girl named Serena was going to trick or treating so quikley we put on oour costumes and so of we go and we bravely steped out side for Holloween. When I was back there was a lot of candy in sight.